WHEN CHEAP IS EXPENSIVE

My wife's screaming brought me back to the real world. Already, her dropped jaw had numbed my arms and hands to the point of letting go of Thulsie . I mean, t here I was , ecstatically holding another woman , right in front of my bemused wife and kid. Imagine the horror! Th at beautiful moment between Thulsie and I which seemed to last forever brought a flood of memories . B ut then, as soon as it started, it all quickly came to a halt. T here we were, and there w as my wife and daughter standing right next to me , observing everything. I had to quickly disengage from one side and re-engage on the other. Quickly! No one had to tell me that I had to explain all that which had just happened . Look, m y brain i s often quick when it c omes to crafting fictitious stories to explain - away any situation I got myself into , but this time that huge boneless meat seemed to have shrunk to the most basic homo naledi level it co uld ever be. Yes, i t all happened...