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Tincheke: Dlani Phephetse, kubekelwe wena (Iyachubeka)

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Itolo simbonile Mhlupheki Vilakati aphuma ehhotela aphetse lomkhulu mdumbadumbane, sikhwama lesikhulukati lebesingasakhoni nekuvaleka. Uma sitsi sitsatsa kubukisisa, sabese siyatibuta kutsi engabe uMphephetse uhlohle ini kunasiya sikhwama lesingasasukumi phansi.  Sishilo satsi sitawuke sesimlandzele simbone kutsi ibhasi yakhe itawugudla naye tintsaba bayawufika kuphi, futsi engabe itawube injani indlela. Cha, yona impela ibhasi ibatfwele bayo, ishaya ngetitfo tayo takanokusho, kwatise kutsi noma inyatsela ngemasondvo ayo uyabona nje impela kuhamba sidudla sebhasi la. Ekuhambeni kwendlela, uMphephetse ayive indlala seyicala kumvusela.   Uma ima ibhasi sekuphunyulwa, ngebudze bendlela, ababone labanye bangena etitolo bayewutsenga lokuya ngasetfunjini. Kodvwa uMphephetse ababone nje kutsi laba sengatsi bantfu labangayisebentisi ingcondvo, labangayicabangeli indlela – ikakhulu lendze lenjengalena. Hhayi-ke, avele uMphephetse advonse sikhwama sakhe lesingasukumi phansi. Avule ...

Dlani Phephetse, kubekelwe wena

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Indzaba yaMhlupheki Vilakati uma ingathulwa kute lokungalunga. Netitukulwane impela tingasisola. Kusuka bantfu la, basukela uMphephetse angakaphoci muntfu, atihlalele ngekuthula. Bayamsukela utihlalele phansi kwesihlahla lesikhulu semgungumence, bayomfaka ehhotela. Ngisho mine kumsusa phansi angakaceli, kwa hhodle ekhatsi ehhotela, batsi utawube ahlala khona emalanga lamatsatfu. Phela angisho lihhotelanyana mine, ngisho lihhotela lakanokusho. Kunemhlangano kulamalanga, manje kutsiwe akube nguMphephetse loya kuwo. Nango-ke uMphephetse ayotikhandza asebuntofontofeni bembhedze lomkhulukati, emashidini lamhlophe ngenjesitfwatfwa. Kuyacala ngca kutsi uMphephetse atikhandze alele embhedzeni lomkhulu kangaka. Impela kusha uyakucabuka! Kulombhedze wakhe lowatigugela kadzeni le ekhaya, uhlala alengelwa tinyawo uma alele, kodvwa kulona wasehhotela impela uMphephetse uyatimangala kutsi kantsi ikhona imibhedze lemenelako naye. Kulona wenaba ngekukhululeka, phindze kusale sikhala lesikhulu. U...

WHEN CHEAP IS EXPENSIVE

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My wife's screaming brought me back to the real world. Already, her dropped jaw had numbed my arms and hands to the point of letting go of Thulsie . I mean, t here I was , ecstatically holding another woman , right in front of my bemused wife and kid. Imagine the horror! Th at beautiful moment between Thulsie and I which seemed to last forever brought a flood of memories . B ut then, as soon as it started, it all quickly came to a halt. T here we were, and there w as my wife and daughter standing right next to me , observing everything. I had to quickly disengage from one side and re-engage on the other. Quickly! No one had to tell me that I had to explain all that which had just happened . Look, m y brain i s often quick when it c omes to crafting fictitious stories to explain - away any situation I got myself into , but this time that huge boneless meat seemed to have shrunk to the most basic homo naledi level it co uld ever be. Yes, i t all happened...